Posted 4 days ago

clio-jlh:

steevoooo:

thedarkknyght:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

image

OMG

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

always

Mind blown

(Source: igperish)

Posted 4 days ago
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(Source: deflected-narcissism)

Posted 4 days ago

Michael Jordan hits the buzzer-beating game-winner vs. Cleveland

Michael Jordan hits the buzzer-beating game-winner vs. Cleveland

(Source: real-hiphophead)

Posted 4 days ago

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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Posted 4 days ago

dqlizard:

quicksandbuddy:

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

I also like that he prefers his wife’s idea over a complement from his role model because he thinks it’s legitimately funny and clever. Most sitcom husbands belligerently disregard anything that comes out of their wife’s mouth, much less acknowledge when they’re being humorous.

I literally don’t care about anything any of you just said

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

fuckyeah1990s:

this is for my costume… im going as a pizza hut delivery driver from the early 90s. 

Posted 4 days ago

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

(Source: televandalist)

Posted 5 days ago